每天一點(diǎn)兒給力的英文：笑慘樂(lè)翻的英語(yǔ)笑話

第一章 孩童笑話
001 The giraffe's neck 長(zhǎng)頸鹿的脖子
002 Teacher is not as good 老師不如我
003 A little taller 高一點(diǎn)
004 What would God want with a dead dog 上帝要一只死狗干什么
005 Can I borrow your daughter 我能不能借用你的女兒
006 Take a short break 休息一會(huì)兒
007 I can throw better 比你扔得準(zhǔn)
008 That's me 那是我
009 Will you accept the charges 你同意不同意付錢
010 A surprising reasoning 原來(lái)如此
011 Mom is always so busy 媽媽總是那么忙
012 Rabbit and python 兔子和大蟒
013 Just say what you hear mommy say 你聽(tīng)媽媽怎么說(shuō)，你就怎么說(shuō)
014 You used to be a bear 你以前是一只熊
015 I can see the diving board 我能看見(jiàn)跳水板
016 The kitten 小貓
017 I'll give you ten bucks 我給你們10塊錢
018 Dad is five years old 爸爸5歲了
019 Disqualified doctor 不合格的醫(yī)生
020 A tree's not much of a present 一棵樹(shù)也算不上什么禮物
021 The wanted men 通緝犯
022 The future brother 未來(lái)的弟弟
023 Just have been there 剛?cè)ミ^(guò)
024 Please, make her stop 求求你，讓她停下來(lái)
025 Call the dog in 把狗叫進(jìn)來(lái)
026 It was drowned 它是淹死的
027 Where is God 上帝在哪里
028 My mother doesn't look like that either 我媽看起來(lái)也不是這樣
029 Can't you read, either 你也不識(shí)字
030 Wrong guess 猜錯(cuò)了
031 Breast feeding 喂奶
030 Wrong guess 猜錯(cuò)了
033 I want my mommy 我要媽媽
034 Prediction 預(yù)見(jiàn)
035 A lifetime punishment 終生的懲罰
036 Practicing my trumpet 我在練習(xí)吹喇叭
037 That's my son 那是我的兒子
038 The best evidence 最好的證據(jù)
039 My mom also put me in stroller 我媽媽也把我放在手推車?yán)锩?br />040 Whose father is the fastest 誰(shuí)的爸爸最快
041 A small trick 小花招
042 How's your arm broken 胳膊怎么斷了
043 Blow a whistle 吹口哨
044 A young expert marksman 小神槍手
045 A gift for the teacher 送給老師的禮物
046 I guess this is That 我想這個(gè)是“那個(gè)”
047 This time he took the cage 這次它連籠子一起帶走了
第二章 校園笑話
048 What tense 什么時(shí)態(tài)
049 The watch is not mine 這手表不是我的
050 You wake him up 你來(lái)?yè)u醒他
051 Blame the teacher 怪罪老師
052 The high bridge 好高的橋
053 Truth 實(shí)話
054 Another cow 另一頭牛
055 Good question 問(wèn)得好
056 The most annoying 最讓人煩惱的事
057 The responsibility 責(zé)任
058 A pig behind you 你后面的豬
059 The robber 強(qiáng)盜
060 I'm going left 我要左轉(zhuǎn)了
061 David failed exam 大衛(wèi)考試不及格
062 She's just swearing at her computer 她只是在詛咒她的電腦
063 The impolite behavior 不禮貌行為
064 The wonderful person 了不起的人
065 When the teacher comes 老師過(guò)來(lái)時(shí)
066 Honesty 誠(chéng)實(shí)
067 I had no choice 我是沒(méi)辦法
068 There is something dirtier 還有更臟的
069 New continent 新大陸
070 A unique trick 絕招
071 They're just friends 它們只是朋友
072 Save Our Trees 節(jié)省樹(shù)木
073 Shrink in proportion 按比例縮小
074 Have you seen her grades 你沒(méi)看見(jiàn)她的成績(jī)嗎
075 Be prepared 準(zhǔn)備
076 Lies 謊言
077 Singular and plural 單數(shù)和復(fù)數(shù)
078 Good news or bad news 好消息還是壞消息
079 First thing for president 總統(tǒng)的第一件事
080 The shortest composition 最短的作文
081 Ask for suggestions 請(qǐng)教
082 God didn't see you 上帝沒(méi)看見(jiàn)你
083 Conditioned response 條件反射
084 When my hat is here, I'm here 我的帽子在這里，就是我在這里
085 Who is so noisy 誰(shuí)在吵鬧
086 African wild boars 非洲野豬
087 The proof 證明
088 Teacher announces test results 老師報(bào)成績(jī)
089 A surprise visit 出乎意料的訪問(wèn)
090 Like father like daughter 有其父必有其女
091 Thirty years younger 年輕30歲
092 That record will stand forever 這個(gè)紀(jì)錄永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)被打破了
093 He doesn't hate you anymore 他不再恨你了
094 The oldest thing in my house 我家里最老的東西
095 Trust student better 比較相信學(xué)生
096 A secret 秘密
097 The correct answer 正確答案
098 Turn on the computer 開(kāi)機(jī)
099 Which tire was flat 哪個(gè)輪胎破了
100 Principal's good memory 校長(zhǎng)的好記性
101 My trick worked 我的辦法奏效了
102 Beautiful mistake 美麗的錯(cuò)誤
103 An expensive cell phone 高級(jí)手機(jī)
104 Hare was sleeping 兔子打瞌睡
105 Perfect 完全正確
106 Very serious about math 對(duì)數(shù)學(xué)絕不馬虎
第三章 愚人笑話
107 Just arrived 剛到
108 It's too long 時(shí)間