自序····/002
························· 《易經》中的性交文字——我也“五十以學易”····/004
························· 《戰(zhàn)國策》記性交姿勢····/009
························· 佛經中的性交文字····/012
························· 且且且且且····/014
························· 狂童之狂也,雞巴!····/018
························· 記“陰莖異常勃起”····/021
························· 從犀??磳拧ぁぁぁ?024
························· 政治與生殖器····/026
························· 謹防被閹——法院不可割人家的“那話兒”····/030
························· 長程射精的另一面····/033
························· 神仙也要小便的····/035
························· 不隨他人說短長····/037
························· 生殖器引發(fā)的雜感——小題大做舉例····/039
························· 生殖器關系的“積極好處”和“消極好處”····/043
························· 不要只抓老二!····/045
························· 也也也也也····/047
························· 記清朝后宮····/050
························· 頭大·頭大·兩頭大····/053
························· 屁股·屁股·翹屁股——有關屁股的一則筆記····/056
························· 陸小芬的乳房問題····/059
························· 準露奶頭的德政····/062
························· 大義裸體····/064
························· 有奶沒奶都是娘····/068
························· “好為婦人出脫”····/071
························· 論難養(yǎng)的····/073
························· 鞭子纏身可也!····/076
························· 王八一落千丈考····/079
························· 王八過敏癥····/087
························· 營妓考····/092
························· 國民黨與營妓——“軍中樂園”的血與淚····/096
························· 國民黨與“私窯子”····/136
························· 國民黨“軍中樂園”及其他····/138
························· 寫在《雛妓哲學家》的后面····/142
························· 雛妓問題····/154